My name is Water Dragon. I’m a simulation sniper. I work for the CIA. I was found somewhere outside of Beirut when they were looking for a simulation sniper. I’d been doing things pro bono for a while. I’d left the reservation. I decided to come back after I saw this show where it turns out you can go back whenever you want. My favorite post-mission food is the Big Mac. It’s really tasty, you know? When you have a Big Mac after a mission and then turn on C-SPAN, you always see something good. They know what to put on there to inspire you, especially after that container store story.
